So when did my life turn into a Melrose Place episode?

my first post...i feel so...strangely virginal.

oh well.  in the last little bit of my life, i have fallen out of love with a fiance,  become  infatuated with a short balding man who does little more than lead me on (painfully so), and watched more law and order than any one person has any business watching (or admitting).  i have become a coquettish flirt with a penchant for gin and a flair for overt sexual references.  this new-fangled technological doo-thingie will serve as a record of my new strange life and you,  well,  you'll watch patiently because you enjoy the torrid webs that i weave.  don't you?

must go to the place of my employment (imprisonment?).  sadly the afforementioned balding midget who yours truly remains completely ga-ga for is off today so i plan on bitching through another eight hours of my life.  ho hum.

later.