Reason #446 To Move to New Zealand and Become a Sheep Farmer

I hate this goddamned town.

Ten Places I Would Rather Live than Williamsburg
1. my mother's basement (keep in mind that it has a dirt floor and frequently floods)
2. Beirut
3. swamp
4. in a van down by the river (as long as it is not the James or the York)
5. Australian Outback
6. Afghanistan
7. War, West Virginia (if you have not been there, you cannot possibly comprehend what I am speaking of)
8. Dante, VA (same thing)
9. Siberia
10. on a deserted island with only a volleyball to keep me company

I hate this place so much.

Things I Hate
1. my apartment complex
2. the people who live here (barring those affiliated with the college, of course)
3. my apartment complex
4. tourists
5. Did I mention my apartment complex?

So, use this as a word of warning. If you are coming to William and Mary, live on campus. If you are thinking of coming here on vacation, don't. It's yuppie, SUV-driving, judgemental, I'm-charging-you-money-for-the-hot-water-that-you-don't-have hell. Bastards.

Did I mention I am angry?