Hide your Blogs, Kiddies! The Internet Stalker is in Town!
Yes, you heard right. Yo soy un internet stalker. It is 1:00 in the morning, and I am digging up dirt on the most random of random people from my past.
What I've found out:
1. My bestest cousin is locked in a loveless marriage, but enjoys scrapbooking.
2. Her younger sister (who, it follows, is also my cousin) is a small-town cheerleader with an impeccable knack for indie music.
3. A girl who I heard through a door losing her virginity (I was young, she was young, let's leave it at that) is now a respiratory therapist and Miss Lonesome Pine Raceway. She is also an increrdibly bad poet, and goes by the name "Shooter."
4. The guy who she lost it to, and who is just the bee's knees as far as I'm concerned (at least in my high school memories) graduated from West Point, but for some unholy reason, is in Iraq.
Shit. I mean, seriously people. You couldn't make this shit up. Seriously.
So how far I've fallen intellectually? We're only one hour into spring break. I'M DUMB, BITCH!
What I've found out:
1. My bestest cousin is locked in a loveless marriage, but enjoys scrapbooking.
2. Her younger sister (who, it follows, is also my cousin) is a small-town cheerleader with an impeccable knack for indie music.
3. A girl who I heard through a door losing her virginity (I was young, she was young, let's leave it at that) is now a respiratory therapist and Miss Lonesome Pine Raceway. She is also an increrdibly bad poet, and goes by the name "Shooter."
4. The guy who she lost it to, and who is just the bee's knees as far as I'm concerned (at least in my high school memories) graduated from West Point, but for some unholy reason, is in Iraq.
Shit. I mean, seriously people. You couldn't make this shit up. Seriously.
So how far I've fallen intellectually? We're only one hour into spring break. I'M DUMB, BITCH!
posted by Southern Belle at 1:05 AM
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