Lessons Garnered From VH1, No. 423

So I just finished watching Driven: Green Day, featuring Billie Joe's current wife. Here's what I learned:

Ways in Which I Am Very Obviously Superior:
1. I do not own a leapard print tank top.
2. I do not have dread locks, which even I, with my hipness quotient of -34, know are sooo 1994.
3. I have a larger vocabulary (for example, I would describe my husband's winning of a Grammy with a different word than "good").
4. She's not from the South.

I'm not going to go into this any further...I choose to sit back and watch City Confidential and eat cheese and imagine that my English cucumber moment is not far off.

Oh, my darling uneducated drunkard, you're not going to know what hit you.