Lonliness+boredom/presence of depressed husband=lots of Blogger posts
Yo yo yo, my cheese blintzes!!! Guess what? I am bored. Really, really bored. My mother is out with her boyfriend, my husband is rotting in a pool of his own depression (actually, he's playing SimCity, but isn't that about the same?), and my 12 year old neice is flirting with an older man who has an above ground swimming pool. I am reading the Best of on Craigslist (or was reading) and trying to keep myself from turning on VH1. Please keep me away from the VH1. It's about to cost me my marriage and probably some major legal bills. Because I would imagine some short men don't take to stalking as well as others, if you know what I am saying.
So here's what you can do. I'm going to ask some questions of my lovely readers (yes, all three of you). Please answer them in the comments. These are very important questions that I desperately need answered. I am serious. You can even email me your answers: emrudd@wm.edu.
Questions for you:
1. What is a Hollaback Girl? Are you one?
2. What do you think of Jason Mraz?
3. If I put eyeliner on Jay Leno, would he be sexy?
4. What about doctors? Can they wear white after Labor Day?
5. What's the wierdest place you ever had sex?
Hope to hear from you soon, my lovelies!
I remain your bored, obsessive friend.
So here's what you can do. I'm going to ask some questions of my lovely readers (yes, all three of you). Please answer them in the comments. These are very important questions that I desperately need answered. I am serious. You can even email me your answers: emrudd@wm.edu.
Questions for you:
1. What is a Hollaback Girl? Are you one?
2. What do you think of Jason Mraz?
3. If I put eyeliner on Jay Leno, would he be sexy?
4. What about doctors? Can they wear white after Labor Day?
5. What's the wierdest place you ever had sex?
Hope to hear from you soon, my lovelies!
I remain your bored, obsessive friend.
posted by Southern Belle at 8:42 PM
3 Comments:
Questions for you:
1. What is a Hollaback Girl? Are you one? A hollaback girl is a girl who doesn's take shit and when a guy holla's at her in a club she holla's back. No, I am not one of those girls.
2. What do you think of Jason Mraz? I actually like him. He's geek chic, what can I say. I own the cd and know all the words, I love that crazy little Mechanicsville tard.
3. If I put eyeliner on Jay Leno, would he be sexy? No, in no universe can Jay Leno be sexy. A decent looking drag queen-maybe, sexy-never ever ever.
4. What about doctors? Can they wear white after Labor Day? I don't like doctors. I think they are the anti-christ and will kill us all with too many drugs. I don't think they can white-period, blood is included in the job, you can't wear black, you're just screaming to get sprayed in the face.
5. What's the wierdest place you ever had sex?
alas I cannot answer this as I am a virgin. Where's the weirdest place I've wanted to have sex-maybe. At the community swimming pool, at the top of the slide-tubes, hot guy, me fairly hot at the time, thought about doing it in the tubes, alas the prude in me got the better.
-Katie
1. I had no idea what a holla back girl was until Katie informed us. No, I am not one, b/c I do not go to "clubs" and boys do not holla at me.
2. I don't think about Jason Mraz.
3. I concur. Leno is not sexy. Unlike Leto, who is very sexy, especially with eye liner
4. There is an eye dr. that comes into the coffeehouse sometimes and he's WAY HOT. i don't care what he wears
5. sadly i have not had sex in very many interesting places.
-k
Answering my own questions...how sad...
1. I'll go with Katie's answer, and no I am not one. I may, however, be a Chicken Holler Back Girl.
2. I am conflicted on him, as I am conflicted on everything as of late. I never really thought of him, and then I saw him naked in Jane magazine and started thinking that maybe there's more there than I thought, if you know what I'm saying. But he reminds me of John Mayer, and that is not good at all.
3. No, I don't think so. But it wouldn't hurt.
4. No they can't. Bastards.
5. On the ground behind a church. A holy roller church. Matt's foot was touching it. So hot.
-Morg
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