Dear Writers/Creators of the Show "Prison Break",

I hate you. Bloody hate you. What the fuck do you mean "hiatus until March"? Do you know how much bullshit that is? You cannot take 36 hours in the life of a rag-tag group of prison breakers and turn it into 3 months of questioning and other such bullshit. FUCKERS! Do you realize that I now have to get a life on Monday nights? Do you realize what you've done to me? You....FUCKERS!

You see, I love your show. Really I do. Sure it could never happen in 2 kabillion years. Sure it's totally contrived. But it rocks. And as a woman married to a graduate student, Michael Scofield is the closest I'll ever come to a prison lover. You cannot take that away from me.

Especially not in the way that you did. My stomach was seriously cramping last night I was so excited to see them get out. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? THEY DIDN'T. See, you bastards took my show away from me and you didn't even let them get out. So I'm going to have to go through that stomach cramping thing again. And that sucked. So I'm pissed. Really pissed.

And by the way, what the fuck happened to John Abruzzi? Alive or dead? For fuck's sake, this is ridiculous.

Goddamn you, writers/creators of the show "Prison Break." Goddamn you all.

Love,
Morgan

P.S. Is this the result of that bad karma I get for reading and making fun of she-who-will-not-be-named's blog? If it is, it is so not worth it. But I'm not sure I could stop reading it if I tried.