10:34--So this is why people work...
I have determined that 10:00 is officially the worst time to watch TV. There's nothing on. It's repulsive. Here's what I have learned:
1) Home movies of Eminem's child--not as interesting as one might think. And, maybe, just maybe, that should be considered child abuse.
2) If I were Macauley Culkin, I would be a crack head. Seriously. First, his dad takes his money and then he sleeps with Michael Jackson? Talk about your shitty luck. So comparatively, this mono thing is not that bad.
3) Billie Joe Armstrong....yummy. Is that sad? Yes, yes it is. No self respecting woman should ever feel sexually drawn to a man in eyeliner who is named "Billie Joe." Sigh. He does live in Berkeley. Hmmm.
4) Even a show as genius as The Golden Girls is bad in clip show format. Can we say "jump the shark"?
5) Al Green is a Rev. So now, when you're getting it on while listening to him, you can imagine him giving you a Bible and a little silver cross and telling you that Jesus loves you. See? Homemade birth control, and you don't owe me a thing.
More to come. Love you more than Eminem loves Hayley, without of course, tatooiing your image into my flesh.
1) Home movies of Eminem's child--not as interesting as one might think. And, maybe, just maybe, that should be considered child abuse.
2) If I were Macauley Culkin, I would be a crack head. Seriously. First, his dad takes his money and then he sleeps with Michael Jackson? Talk about your shitty luck. So comparatively, this mono thing is not that bad.
3) Billie Joe Armstrong....yummy. Is that sad? Yes, yes it is. No self respecting woman should ever feel sexually drawn to a man in eyeliner who is named "Billie Joe." Sigh. He does live in Berkeley. Hmmm.
4) Even a show as genius as The Golden Girls is bad in clip show format. Can we say "jump the shark"?
5) Al Green is a Rev. So now, when you're getting it on while listening to him, you can imagine him giving you a Bible and a little silver cross and telling you that Jesus loves you. See? Homemade birth control, and you don't owe me a thing.
More to come. Love you more than Eminem loves Hayley, without of course, tatooiing your image into my flesh.
posted by Southern Belle at 10:49 AM
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