8:25--Gwen Stefani is Giving Pirates a Bad Name

Has anyone checked to see if Gwen Stefani is suffering from scurvy? She looks rather scurvy-ish. I mean, it could explain the rather unfortunate fashion choices made in her new video (argyle tights with hot pants anyone?), and also could explain those bony, scary collarbone shots in afforementioned video. Eat a sandwich, Gwen. Geez.

And, if she's having to pay for medication, it could explain the sell-out. I mean, there's got to be a reason for going from punk/glamour girl to emaciated pirate thug by choice.

God, why did you take Gavin from me and give him to this abomination. You are a wrathful, vengeful God, you are.