Well, shit fire and save on matches...Cousin Britney's done got herself with child!!!

IT'S OFFICIAL! BREAK OPEN THE NEAR BEER AND PASS THE CHEETOS!

Dear Fans,
The time has finally come to share our wonderful news that we are expecting our first child together. There are reports that I was in the hospital this weekend, Kevin and I just want everyone to know that all is well. Thank you for your thoughts and prayers.
Love,
Britney & Kevin
(stolen from www.britneyspears.com)

I, personally, am just so, so thrilled for the parents to be. I mean, just when I thought my life couldn't get any better...it does. I mean, c'mon Britney, let's think about all the things we can do together. We can go shopping and buy the baby cleverly written onesies (I've always thought that Rock Out with Your Huggies Out would be soooo precious! Esp. with babe-pris!!!). We can eat all the cheese on our fries that we want. We can laugh and fill out your baby book together (although I don't think you should tell the baby that it was conceived while watching Burt Reynolds movies and drinking Boones Farm...not that I don't think that's priceless). OOO OOO! Madonna can be the godmother! How totally awesome. You can have a Kabbalah birth!!! Oh, honey, you better stop me. My mind's just a-goin' wild with the thought of it all. I better sit down.

Well, have a good un, guys. I know I'll sleep better tonight knowing that my prayers have been answered (if I get to sleep at all). The paper still nips so gently at my heels.