HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!
Ok, I know I should be doing my paper, but the fucking IRA can wait because this is just big, big, big news. Sit down. You're going to need to.
Britney is in the hospital. According to PageSixSixSix, Britney has been hospitalized since Sunday night.
Oh, Britney. Why didn't you tell me? Is it the Federfetus that troubles you so? Are you getting cured off of the Wild Turkey? Or is it the Red Bull addiction, finally exposed for all the world to see? Oh, Britney. I want you to listen to me. It'll be ok. Bit Bit will be ok. You'll get through this. I mean, you're going to be walking to the 7-11 in no time. Right? Oh, look. I got a smile. Chin up, baby, chin up.
So this means K-Fed is trolling around unsupervised. We better get someone on that STAT. This nation's innocence could be in danger. With no Britney, this man represents mass chaos. There will be manpri wearing, mass shoelace burning, COLT 45 WILL RUN IN THE STREETS. Arm yourself, me fellow citizens. Until Britney is released, no one is safe.
And yes, I know this is my fourth post on a day when I have an incredible amount of shit to do. Expect more gentle readers. I report from the frontlines.
Britney is in the hospital. According to PageSixSixSix, Britney has been hospitalized since Sunday night.
Oh, Britney. Why didn't you tell me? Is it the Federfetus that troubles you so? Are you getting cured off of the Wild Turkey? Or is it the Red Bull addiction, finally exposed for all the world to see? Oh, Britney. I want you to listen to me. It'll be ok. Bit Bit will be ok. You'll get through this. I mean, you're going to be walking to the 7-11 in no time. Right? Oh, look. I got a smile. Chin up, baby, chin up.
So this means K-Fed is trolling around unsupervised. We better get someone on that STAT. This nation's innocence could be in danger. With no Britney, this man represents mass chaos. There will be manpri wearing, mass shoelace burning, COLT 45 WILL RUN IN THE STREETS. Arm yourself, me fellow citizens. Until Britney is released, no one is safe.
And yes, I know this is my fourth post on a day when I have an incredible amount of shit to do. Expect more gentle readers. I report from the frontlines.
posted by Southern Belle at 4:58 PM
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