I Predict A Riot

I am about 50% of the way to being totally shit-faced drunk, so that's a good thing. Moreover, I found out that my creative writing professor has a rather shady past that I just love. Ahh yeah.

But I just want to say...I'M DONE BITCH. No more teachers, no more books, no more something, dirty looks. You know it.

So have a good night and post a comment if you are reading this, Amber or Chris. I know I gave you the address to this over a martini, but if I am sober enough to remember it, you were sober enough to get your ass here and give me a hello. Right? Right.

I'm going now in order to enjoy a night of porn, alcohol and sex, not necessarily in that order.