A Survey to Get My Mind off of Failed Geology Tests and Billie Joe Armstrong's Posterior Region

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
001. Morgan
002. Morg
003. she who rocks so incredibly hard

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
001. Southern Belle
002. Violet
003. daydreamer_14 (I was 14, it's understandable.)

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
001. shoulders
002. eyes
003. ta-tas

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
001. hips
002. ears (They stick out, and this stupid guy called me Fievel in high school. Burn in hell, Dustin. Burn in hell.)
003. toes

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
001. scotch-irish
002. ALL THE WAY HILLBILLY, YALL
003. YEE HAW

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
001. getting older (see entry entitled Mahna Mahna)
002. George W. Bush
003. my terrorism class, because those are our future leaders, dammit

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
001. good bread
002. ice tea with lots of sugar
003. Lots of sleep

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
001. William and Mary sweatshirt
002. blue pants
003. polka dotted underwear

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS [at the moment]:
001. Green Day
002. The Kaiser Chiefs
003. The Futureheads

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS [at the moment]:
001. Suffragette City--David Bowie
002. Extraordinary Girl--Green Day
003. Under Pressure--David Bowie and Freddie Mercury

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
001. good conversation
002. lots of laughs
003. lots of dirtiness

TWO TRUTHS & A LIE [in no particular order]:
001. I once met Will Smith
002. I was once called a "butt tard."
003. I have 20/20 vision.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
001. hands
002. shortness
003. posterior regions

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
001. cooking
002. Reading
003. writing stories

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
001. Go to the beach
002. drink a bottle of wine
003. have amazing sex (exactly, Kathleen)

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
001. writer
002. writer
003. professioonal Green Day groupie

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
001. Sweden
002. Thailand
003. Greece

THREE KIDS' NAMES:
001. Sam
002. Jakob
003. Natasha

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
001. write the great American novel
002. pay my bills on time
003. live in Asheville, NC

THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
001. I eat a lot.
002. I laugh at fart jokes.
003. I drink boilermakers with Jameson's.

THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
001. I own a pair of sequined shoes.
002. I buy make-up in mass quantities.
003. I love fashion magazines.

THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
001. need I say it? I think we all know.
002. Johnny Depp
003. Jake Gyllenhaal (but I want him for his mind)

THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ:
(The two people who read this blog already have, so I'm going to dream big.)
001. Billie Joe
002. Jenna Jameson
003. Kevin Federline