The time has come, the walrus said, to consider names for the Federchild

It's a girl, bitches. Which is probably better, you know. Then Britney can dress it in capris and not run the risk of having her child on gofugyourself.

And I hear she's considering the name Aurora. Sure, it sounds like a part of the breast. But see, I think it's ok. First off, Britney doesn't know it's a part of the breast, in fact, she probably doesn't even know that the scientific name for the body part is not "Can Cans." But more importantly, that was Sleeping Beauty's name. And if I remember correctly, Sleeping Beauty left her parents immediately following her birth and went to live with three kindly godmothers who sheltered her until her 16th birthday. Which would be an agreeable fate for the Federchild if you ask me.

But you know, we should help Britney come up with names, because you know, she's just so busy with the baby and Bit Bit and writing poetry and taking the laces out of K-Fed's shoes. So I'm thinking:

1. Keverella
2. Justine
3. Ima (as in Ima Federline--she should be proud of her manpri wearing roots!)
4. Bobbie Jo Lynn (and there should be a hyphen in there somewhere)
5. Blue Ribbon
6. Scarlet Toro
7. Keverline (IT RHYMES WITH FEDERLINE! THAT IS LIKE SO COOL!)
8. Anything that ends with two e's--Ashlee, Jamee, Rosee, Pattee, etc.

This is so much fun. I'm totally in the mood to eat some cheetos and pop out some babies. More later.