Friday, April 15, 2005


Just found this and it elicited a couple of responses from me. 1) Is K-Fed growing a mullet? Oh dear God, yes, please let it be true. Now that Billy Ray Cyrus has faded into oblivion, this country neeeds a mulleted man in order to even everything out. 2) Baskin Robbins--not quite Brit quality, I think. My Brit deserves Cold Stone. Further, I heard that before Brit and K-Fed went in the ice cream place, they realized they had no cash. So the evil papparazi gave them $10 so they could get their fix. So I ask. Why doesn't no over ever offer me $10 for some food. I neeeed it. For me to get $10, I'd probably have to put on a French maid outfit and sing the Marseilles while getting spanked. Seriously. Oh, to be a celebrity. Sigh.  Posted by Hello

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